Shake it gently
Copy concientiously
Take a pair of scissors
Take a newspaper
Then cut out each of the words that make up this article and put them in a bag
The poem will be like you
Then take out the scraps one after the other in the order in which they left the bag
Cut out the article
Choose an article as long as you are planning to make your poem
To make a dadaist poem
And there you are a writer, infinitely original and endowed with a sensibility that is charming though beyond the understanding of the vulgar